Today is primary day in North Carolina. Between the constant political phone calls and the boys’ non-stop coughing yesterday, I was pretty cranky. I still didn’t know who I wanted to vote for for Commissioner of Agriculture this morning, so I called one of my neighbors. He was pretty cranky too, and I couldn’t resist sharing his advice.
“Let me tell ya. I got me a list of everybody who is now in office and I am not votin’ for a one of ‘um. If you are stupid enough not to be able to steal everything you’re gonna steal the first time around, I’m not givin’ you a second chance.”
I still don’t know who I’m voting for, but after a good laugh, I’m much less cranky.